Blog twenty one: A poem – Small ads #1. Hole for hire

A bit pointless? Perhaps. Daft? Yes. The first in a very occasional and even more at random series of ‘small ads’….

Small ads #1. Hole for hire

As used by the Highways Agency,

versatile and reusable,

easily fitted and emptied.

Can be left unattended.


Perfect for storing valuables

or loved ones (of any shape or size),

ideal for family gatherings & parties

and it will fit well under most makes

of popular patio paving.


Available in a wide

choice of colours,

with refills.

Highly recommended for

burying treasure.


Can deliver.

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